Ummmmmm
During a math test .
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
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light-up-my-w0rld:

HOLY CRAP :D

i thought snapple like a dumbass lmao

Omg how does it know I guessed carrot??!?

iditchedfacebookfor:

light-up-my-w0rld:

HOLY CRAP :D

i thought snapple like a dumbass lmao

Omg how does it know I guessed carrot??!?

damnthatswhatshesaid:

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Bahaha
A woman got wooden breast implants. It would be funny if this joke had a good pun…

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WOODEN TIT

Aha I get it!

damnthatswhatshesaid:

Walking While Texting Concept

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most-awkward-moments:

oh baby
Does buying college textbooks make anybody else want to weep?

Ewwwww